Whether you're getting engaged, welcoming a child, or pursuing a long-term life passion, to exist is to learn little lessons. While these tidbits are most often about love, compassion, and kindness, the grindset dudebros of LinkedIn glean a deeper meaning from these tender life moments: Namely, how to make more money and increase investor profits.

From gleaning business skills from Christiano Ronaldo's free-kick attempts to transferring lessons from your premature son's birth into the office, here are 21 LinkedIn lunatics who spectacularly missed the point.